I am no PhilipEmeagwali but I do consider
myself somewhat techno savvy. For example, I am the only one in my house who
correctly programs the PVR to make sure we don’t miss a single episode of Pawn
Stars. Also, I can change the clocks on all 3 family vehicles without reading a
manual AND I know how to operate truly obscure programs like Multimate.
What I lack in the
area of technological skill is patience. This is the reason why I’m having huge
issues with Windows 8. It’s also the reason why I play Pogo Scrabble only against robots
and not live partners. Robots don’t say “brb 1cpkg”. Which translates to “be
right back number one child is puking”. I don’t care if your kid is vomiting
when I’m waiting to put down the word ‘Qadi’ for 50 points!
Windows 8 is trying my
patience and this is from a woman with 4 opinionated teenagers who test me
daily. I’m sure there’s a reason why I have to look at giant colorful tiles
before I can get to my real screen. I’m sure there’s also a reason why it took
me half an hour to find the button to allow me to shut down the computer.
I
keep reminding myself that this laptop was a gift to myself; a reward because I
successfully wrote three complete manuscripts in 14 months (a personal record).
I deserve my new HP Envy dv6. Especially since I got my last laptop using air
mile points and it ran as slow as I do after a round with my physiotherapist. But
it’s hard to think of something as a reward when you find yourself yelling
obscenities and threatening the piece of machinery with a sledgehammer.
Maybe I should’ve
purchased a new laptop before Windows 8? The problem is I have a superstition
about completing manuscripts on the same computer where I type the very first word.
I was committed to completing those manuscripts on my old Toshiba and now my old
work horse that allowed me to write Grounds to Kill and also the next 2
Ghost Dusters, has been retired to kiddie corner where it will be used solely
to play Minecraft.
Maybe what I need to
do is start a new manuscript on this baby. A new story will keep me focused on
Microsoft Word and I can ignore all the other new fangled whatchamadingles
associated with this new operating system.
Now if I can only find Word.
Anything testing your
patience these days?
11 comments:
Wendy, for the record I only have 3 boy and one girl. Girls are more work. I can relate to the issues with syncing. My old PC info was synced to this laptop. They tell me the files are there. I just can't find it!!
You're right about Pawn Stars being MUCH better than Cajun Pawn Stars!
My biggest test of patience is my kids! They test me every day :(
Congrats on the new laptop. Anything new can try my patience especially new operating systems.
How is Windows 8 different from Windows 7?
I've heard about Windows 8 and I am pretty savvy as well. I'm putting off a switch for now until I'm up for the frustrations of learning a whole new system. I myself don't have children, but I can sympathize since all of my friends have kiddos and I am always exhausted when I leave their houses! Here in the US, I have a DVR (through Dish Network satellite cable) that has now advanced to the point where you need some type of community college certificate to realize all of it's potential. I like too many shows to name, but do enjoy regular Pawn Stars, love American Pickers and Storage Wars (original and Texas versions). I'm a Texan (not the stereotypical redneck type - ha), so I have to watch that one.
Wendy, 4 boys ... 3 ... is there really much difference lol! Yes, I like Storage Wars too!
Dru, for me Windows 8 is like leaving for work & finding not only have all the subway routes changed, but you'll be actually heading north to go south lol! In the photo I posted you can see the tiles. The one with the flower actually will take you to your desktop so you can access the programs you're used to. But there are a lot more tiles than is shown in that picture so it took me half a day just to figure that out!
Leslie, I just bought a new TV that sounds like you're DVR. The TV calls itself a "smart TV". Far as I'm concerned just because you have made every option far more confusing doesn't mean you're "smart"! I have many Texan friends and must say I've yet to meet the redneck type accept on TV and briefly at a diner outside of Dallas.
We have a Smart TV as well. I haven't even touched that one yet. You are lucky about the Texans. I grew up outside of Houston and now split my time between Dallas and a small town to the South of Dallas (about 2 hours). In the small town, I have found a whole breed of ignorance and redneck-like behavior that rivals what I've seen on reality TV. It has been both eye-opening and disapointing, but in some instances, quite entertaining! By the way, I hope your shoulder is feeling better!
Always embarassing to see a typo when commenting on a writer's blog. Forgive my foggy brain and poor spelling today!
Leslie, you should blog about the rednecks you meet lol! Oh and misspellings are part of the fun. Often I'm the most guilty!
Wendy, you're right. I have to rewind and pause shows all the time. Best feature is fast forwarding through all the commercials!
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